Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...