Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...