Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
The medical student was asked four reasons…
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...