Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.