Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.