New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...