Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...