what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...