tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...