What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...