ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.