Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...