Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...