Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...