Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...