If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...