A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Chatting on the plane
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Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Definition of a Wife!
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A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...