The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...