LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...