If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.