The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
The math one-liners
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Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
LICENSE TO STEAL
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New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...