God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...