Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...