Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...