Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...