For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...