Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...