Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...