Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...