Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...