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I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
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A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
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Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.