Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...