cross a worm and an elephant
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What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
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Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...