OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...