Show Me Your License
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HELP…911
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Money for panites.
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Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Mistakes on a resume
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Laws of …
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A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...