Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!