Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...