Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...