Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...