Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...