cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...