If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
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Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...