Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...