Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...