THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
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The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.