A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...