Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...