Tired On 1 April
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Boring!
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He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...