You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.