Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...