A duck walks into a general store…
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Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
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Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah