When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
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A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...